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| 0-34 Yards |
6 |
| 35-49 Yards |
7 |
| 50-74 Yards |
8 |
| 75+ Yards |
9 |
| 2 point conv. |
2 |
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| 300-324 Yards |
1 |
| 325-349 Yards |
2 |
| 350-374 Yards |
3 |
| Each extra 25 Yards |
1 |
| Eating a 6oz. turd |
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| 0-34 Yards |
6 |
| 35-49 Yards |
7 |
| 50-74 Yards |
8 |
| 75+ Yards |
9 |
| 2 point conv. |
2 |
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| 100-124 Yards |
1 |
| 125-149 Yards |
2 |
| 150-174 Yards |
3 |
| Each extra 25 Yards |
1 |
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| 0-34 Yards |
6 |
| 35-49 Yards |
7 |
| 50-74 Yards |
8 |
| 75+ Yards |
9 |
| 2 point conv. |
2 |
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| 100-124 Yards |
1 |
| 125-149 Yards |
2 |
| 150-174 Yards |
3 |
| Each extra 25 Yards |
1 |
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| Shutout |
15 |
| Punt Return TD |
6 |
| Kickoff Return TD |
6 |
| Forced Turnover (fumble/int) |
1 |
| Sack |
1 |
| Safety |
2 |
| Defensive TD 0-34 Yards |
6 |
| Defensive TD 35-49 Yards |
7 |
| Defensive TD 50-74 Yards |
8 |
| Defensive TD 75+Yards |
9 |
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| Extra Point |
1 |
| Field Goal 0-44 Yards |
3 |
| Field Goal 45-49 Yards |
4 |
| Field Goal 50 Yardstd>
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| Fiels Goal 51 Yards |
6 |
| Each Extra Yard |
1 |
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Rules
Each week you must start the following combo of players:
- 1 Quarterback
- 2-3 Running Backs
- 2-3 Wide Receivers
- 1 Kicker
- 1 Defense/Special Teams
So there will ba a total of 8 starters on your team each week.
- Last moment to trade or pick up free agents will be kickoff of the first game in week 11.
- You are only allow three free agent pickups during the season (unless you trade for someone elses).
- When you draft a free agent, you can not start that beotch until the next week. So if you draft a guy on wednesday, you can't start him that week. You have to wait until next week.
- You have to turn in your starts to Chuck before any games have started for that week, or you will get the same team from the week before.
Chuck will not be responsible for getting in touch with you to get your team (I am not going to call everyone for your team).
So if you don't get it to me, then tough shit, you get last weeks starters.
- All trades have to be reported to Chuck and must be approved by everyone before they become official (majority vote to prevent any bullshit trades like Brett Farve for the Eagles 3rd string kicker).
- I get my boxscores from all over the place (internet/newpapers), so if anyone thinks that I fucked up their score, then we will use the Philadelphia Inquirer as the official boxscore.
- $$$$$$$$
- Everyone must pay their $50 on draft day.
- At the end of the regular season, whoever was in first place gets $240.
- At the end of the playoffs, the superbowl winner gets $160 and is presented the PRESTIGOUS TROPHY.
- Unlike most leagues, I do not keep any money for myself for running the league, so if you have any complaints you can lick my ball sac and suck on my taint!!
Tiebreakers for the best record.
- Points for.
- Points against.
- Footrace from Bob's to Karl's.
Tiebreakers for a tie game.
- Highest scoring non-starting kicker.
- Highest scoring non-starting QB.
- Footrace from Karl's to Bob's.
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